Definitions

And now, education time. Here's an excerpt from the private dictionary of the House Of Terra.

Parenthood: (noun) 1. The slow, gradual, years-long process of regaining all of those freedoms, privileges, and overall cool things that you gave up when you decided to reproduce in the first place.
2. The act of looking back at the mistakes your parents made, vowing not to do those terrible things when you have kids of your own, and intending to do it right, so that years later, your kids will look back at the mistakes you made, vowing not to do those terrible things when they have kids of their own, and intending to do it right.